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Measurements are provided by suppliers.<\/p>\n

Product measurements may vary by up to 2\u2033 (5 cm).<\/p>","imageDescription":"

A Length<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.<\/p>\n

B Chest<\/strong><\/p>\n

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.<\/p>\n

C Sleeve length<\/strong><\/p>\n

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.<\/p>","modelDescription":"","sizeTableDescription":"Product measurements may vary by up to 2\u2033 (5 cm).","sizeTableRows":[{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Length","sizes":{"S":[71],"M":[74],"L":[76],"XL":[79],"2XL":[81.5]}},{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Length","sizes":{"S":[27.952999999999999403144101961515843868255615234375],"M":[29.1340000000000003410605131648480892181396484375],"L":[29.92099999999999937472239253111183643341064453125],"XL":[31.102000000000000312638803734444081783294677734375],"2XL":[32.0870000000000032969182939268648624420166015625]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Chest","sizes":{"S":[34,37],"M":[38,41],"L":[42,45],"XL":[46,49],"2XL":[50,53]}},{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Chest","sizes":{"S":[13.385999999999999232613845379091799259185791015625,14.56700000000000017053025658242404460906982421875],"M":[14.9610000000000002984279490192420780658721923828125,16.141999999999999459987520822323858737945556640625],"L":[16.535000000000000142108547152020037174224853515625,17.7169999999999987494447850622236728668212890625],"XL":[18.1099999999999994315658113919198513031005859375,19.291000000000000369482222595252096652984619140625],"2XL":[19.684999999999998721023075631819665431976318359375,20.8659999999999996589394868351519107818603515625]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Sleeve Length","sizes":{"S":[21],"M":[21.5],"L":[22],"XL":[22.5],"2XL":[23]}},{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Sleeve Length","sizes":{"S":[8.268000000000000682121026329696178436279296875],"M":[8.464999999999999857891452847979962825775146484375],"L":[8.6609999999999995878852132591418921947479248046875],"XL":[8.858000000000000540012479177676141262054443359375],"2XL":[9.05499999999999971578290569595992565155029296875]}}],"imageId":5619,"imageUrl":"https:\/\/planetdouchebag.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/5618_model_size_guide.png"},"productMeasurements":{"description":"

Measurements are provided by suppliers.<\/p>\n

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A Length<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.<\/p>\n

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Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.<\/p>\n

C Sleeve length<\/strong><\/p>\n

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