This retard tried to Molotov Cocktail the US Embassy to death.. well, I wouldn’t say tried. Ne got nervous around a guard, fled, and was detained. Douchey Joe posted “Death to America” and then made this weak ass attempt to set the Embassy aflame.

Oh, so this is the level of incompetence we’re dealing with now? Apparently, some dimwit named Neumeyer thought he could waltz up to an embassy on May 19th, Molotov cocktails in tow, like some kind of bad action movie villain. Naturally, he immediately botched it, getting into a pathetic little dust-up with a guard and then, predictably, bolting like a coward, leaving his little bag of tricks behind. Honestly, it’s almost too easy.

Of course, it wasn’t long before law enforcement, presumably with minimal effort, *trac**ked this absolute amateur down to some shoddy hotel just a few blocks away. Arrested, naturally. As if there was any other outcome.

And then we have Attorney General Pam Bondi, bless her heart, spewing the usual platitudes about “devastating attacks” and “threatening death.” Look, the guy was a walking punchline. The only thing “devastating” here is his utter lack of planning. But sure, “we won’t tolerate such violence,” yadda yadda. We’ll prosecute him “to the fullest extent of the law” – which, in this case, probably means he’ll get a stern talking-to for being so incredibly inept.