Category: Athletes

  • John Elway is a douchebag for killing his business partner

    John Elway is a douchebag for killing his business partner

    It’s absolutely shocking to hear that former NFL quarterback John Elway was reportedly involved in a golf cart accident that left his business partner, Jeff Sperbeck, with life-threatening injuries! The idea that anyone, let alone a professional of Elway’s stature, would even have someone riding on the back of a golf cart is frankly outrageous. These vehicles are designed for seated passengers, and the consequences of falling off, as tragically illustrated here, can be devastating.

    According to TMZ, the incident occurred at the Madison Club in La Quinta, California, on Saturday, April 26th. Sperbeck, Douchebag Elway’s former manager and longtime friend, reportedly fell off the back of the golf cart Elway was driving and hit his head on the asphalt. While TMZ notes there’s no indication of negligent driving, the fact remains that someone was in an incredibly precarious and unsafe position on the vehicle.

    Adding to the gravity of the situation, local news outlet KESQ reports that Mr. Sperbeck is now on life support after being rushed to a hospital. A Cal Fire spokesperson confirmed the incident to KESQ on Tuesday, April 29th, stating it was “a reported fall from a golf cart and the patient was transported to a local area trauma center in unknown condition.”

    This entire situation underscores the extreme danger of treating a golf cart like anything other than a vehicle for seated passengers. It’s simply unbelievable that someone would be riding on the back, and the resulting life-threatening injuries are a stark reminder of the potential for serious harm when basic safety is disregarded.

    Sperbeck later died at the hospital.

  • Shedeur Sanders

    Shedeur Sanders

    So many levels of douchebaggery with Sedeur Sanders. It’s not his fault he is entitled, he is the son of Deion Sanders, retired professional baseball and football player, and currently the head coach of the Colorado Buffaloes.

    Shedeur was a decent college Quarterback, and was originally predicted to be drafted in the Top 5 during the 2025 NFL Draft. However, many believed, due to his entitlement and his off field antics, that his draft position would slide dramatically.

    He had dubbed himself “legendary” before even he was even in the league. Now, when I think of legends, I think of Tom Brady, Tiger Woods, Babe Ruth, etc. It’s a title that is earned.

    Mr. Unlegendary Douchebag, Shedeur Sanders even had a custom draftroom built for himself at his daddy’s home.

    Pretty fucking vein if you ask me.

    Sick and tired of the entitlement, the son of one of the Atlanta Falcons coaches, got a hold of Shedeur’s phone number and decided to play a legendary prank on the eagerly awaiting Sanders. Now this kid is a legend.

    Imagine, thinking you are the shit, waiting to be drafted within the first hour of the draft, and then waiting days, going undrafted.. and then the phone rings.

    During the NFL Draft, Shedeur Sanders received a prank phone call from someone pretending to be the general manager of the New Orleans Saints. The caller falsely told Sanders that the Saints would be drafting him with their next pick but that he would have to wait a bit longer. Sanders, who was live-streaming at the time, appeared confused by the call, which ended abruptly. It was later revealed that the prank call was made by the son of the Atlanta Falcons’ defensive coordinator, who had obtained Sanders’ phone number unintentionally.

    Let’s give a warm welcome to the world of douchebaggery, Mr. Shedeur Sanders!

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