On this day in douchebag history, the Students at Kent State in Ohio, escalated their antiwar protests and started burning down buildings.
Student anti-war protesters at Ohio’s Kent State University burn down the campus ROTC building. The National Guard takes control of campus.
This display of douchebaggery ultimately leads to the National Guard shooting students two days later. The lesson? Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. No war, no rich country. Take notes kids.
Well, well, well, if it isn’t Judge Douchebag getting a taste of her own gavel. Just days after the Feds slapped the cuffs on Wisconsin Circuit Court Judge Hannah Dugan for allegedly playing hide-and-seek with an undocumented dude in her courtroom – because apparently, Lady Justice now moonlights as a low-rent Houdini – the Wisconsin Supreme Court decided she needed a little time-out. You know, for the “public interest,” which we all know translates to “we can’t have judges acting like characters in a Benny Hill sketch.”
The juicy bits, according to the esteemed Planet Douchebag:
Planet Douchebag’s insightful analysis:
Look, we all appreciate a bit of rebellious spirit, but when your rebellion involves potentially obstructing federal law while wearing a robe, maybe it’s time to rethink your life choices. This whole situation is just chef’s kiss levels of darkly comedic. A judge, of all people, allegedly trying to game the system? You can’t write this stuff. Well, actually, we just did. And we’re here for the inevitable sequel. Will she try to argue diplomatic immunity? Claim she was sleepwalking? We can’t wait to find out! Stay tuned to Planet Douchebag for the least reliable, yet most entertaining, updates.
So many levels of douchebaggery with Sedeur Sanders. It’s not his fault he is entitled, he is the son of Deion Sanders, retired professional baseball and football player, and currently the head coach of the Colorado Buffaloes.
Shedeur was a decent college Quarterback, and was originally predicted to be drafted in the Top 5 during the 2025 NFL Draft. However, many believed, due to his entitlement and his off field antics, that his draft position would slide dramatically.
He had dubbed himself “legendary” before even he was even in the league. Now, when I think of legends, I think of Tom Brady, Tiger Woods, Babe Ruth, etc. It’s a title that is earned.
Mr. Unlegendary Douchebag, Shedeur Sanders even had a custom draftroom built for himself at his daddy’s home.
Pretty fucking vein if you ask me.
Sick and tired of the entitlement, the son of one of the Atlanta Falcons coaches, got a hold of Shedeur’s phone number and decided to play a legendary prank on the eagerly awaiting Sanders. Now this kid is a legend.
Imagine, thinking you are the shit, waiting to be drafted within the first hour of the draft, and then waiting days, going undrafted.. and then the phone rings.
During the NFL Draft, Shedeur Sanders received a prank phone call from someone pretending to be the general manager of the New Orleans Saints. The caller falsely told Sanders that the Saints would be drafting him with their next pick but that he would have to wait a bit longer. Sanders, who was live-streaming at the time, appeared confused by the call, which ended abruptly. It was later revealed that the prank call was made by the son of the Atlanta Falcons’ defensive coordinator, who had obtained Sanders’ phone number unintentionally.
Let’s give a warm welcome to the world of douchebaggery, Mr. Shedeur Sanders!
Early 2020 was the beginning of mass devastation and mask mandates. Dr. Fauci (supreme douchebag!) forced America to wear masks. These people got creative… or they are just out right crazy!
In Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, a rather unusual 911 call originated from a distressed 4-year-old. The source of his upset? His mother had dared to eat his ice cream.
The child, in his moment of indignation, dialed 911, requesting that law enforcement “come get” his mother. Upon the dispatcher answering, the 4-year-old declared, “My mom is being bad.”
Attempts by the dispatcher to gather more information were met with the child’s repeated demand, “Come and get my mommy.”
Fortunately, before any serious misunderstandings could occur, the mother intervened, grabbing another phone within the home. “Oh, this little one got the phone and he’s four,” she explained to the dispatcher. “We’re trying to catch him because he said he was gonna call 911.”
Even with his mother on the line, the child maintained his stance, stating, “I just told her to put her to jail. So leave me alone!”
The mother then clarified the situation, admitting, “I ate his ice cream, so that’s probably why he’s calling 911,” eliciting laughter from the dispatcher.
By the time officers arrived at the residence, the young caller had reconsidered his desire for his mother’s incarceration.
